Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Open Love Letter to Bill

Bill

I'm humble that makes me stupid. You have given me the courage to turn from my views of tolerance and acceptance and made me brave. You have taught me that if I'm losing the argument I can just shout. You are a breath of fresh air in a world that has gotten too content watching videos of puppies and giving eachother hugs. I am grateful everyday that I found you.

Your political views are stunning. I was unaware that the world was full of so many stone slackers and homosexuals trying to ruin marriage. But I found you, Bill, and you guided me through the darkness and made me the opinonated fundamentalist I am today. How can I ever thank you Bill? I have excluded all minorities from my dinner parties but it doesn't feel like I'm doing enough.

Maybe it was my loving upbringing or my parents that taught me never to judge that caused me to falter. Maybe it was the homosexual indoctrination carried out by the underground groups of fags preying on our children that led me to believe we all equal but I was wrong.

You are the spaghetti to my O's and the pop to my tart!
Kisses

Justin
You can call me Sarah if it makes you feel better.

P.S. I love you snookie bear

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